I try to be an optimistic person but sometimes I get sad. For example, I am upset that Bonkers are no longer manufactured. I wish that Justin and Kelly would have a baby together. I have never gotten over Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s divorce.
Perhaps the most distressing aspect of my life is that I will never get to be a contestant on two of my favorite game shows of all times, Press Your Luck and Supermarket Sweep, because they are no longer on.
This is a HUGE tragedy because I grew up watching these shows during summer vacations. And I’d be really f—ing good at them now. One, I know trivia like it’s no one’s business. Two, I have great reflexes. Three, I am a very skilled grocery shopper.
For old time’s sake, let’s watch a couple of clips. Then you can go back to making the big bucks.
Don’t forget to pick up the bonus items!
I swear, sometimes I want to get married JUST so I’ll have a partner on Supermarket Sweep. And then I wake up from my dream and remind myself that it doesn’t matter, because the show is off the air. Life is so unfair! I guess I pressed my luck too much.