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Beyonce Is Not Only Queen of the Universe, She Is Also Queen of the Feminists!

Watch your back Gloria Steinem. A new fierce feminist is on the loose, and she’s telling us Single Ladies–and ALL ladies–that we should put a ring on it, but we should buy it ourselves with our own paychecks. Yup, that’s … Continue reading

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This Will Boost Your Self Esteem!

One of my favorite things in the world is bring single and broke. It is SO MUCH fun comparison shopping for the cheapest watermelon in my neighborhood. It is A BLAST stealing sugar packets from Starbucks (which I only visit … Continue reading

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Beyonce Cut Her Hair, and the World Shook

No, Moses did not part the Red Sea AGAIN.┬áThat earthquake heard ’round the world was the Earth’s reaction to the biggest news in the history of mankind. Beyonce cut her hair. This is groundbreaking because no one residing on this … Continue reading

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Beyonce Aspires to Be a Brooklyn Hipster

Beyonce and her alleged husband Jay-Z are SO down to Earth. He rides the subway, and now she rides her bicycle! Stars, they’re just like us! See, Bebe rode her bicycle from her home in Manhattan to her final gig … Continue reading

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