The great songwriter Countess Luann de Lesseps once proclaimed “Money can’t buy you class.” But what she failed to mention is that money CAN you buy you After Eight Mint Chocolate Thins which is practically the same thing because they are the classiest mint of all.

Pure sophistication in a paper wrapper.

All you need is like $4.29 and two feet that can take you to the supermarket and then you will be the most glamorous person who has ever walked the face of planet Earth. Need evidence?

What a lady! I bet Luann would want to be friends with her!

And because I know you want it, here’s the video for the not at all Auto-Tuned hit song “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” Go get yourself an After Eight Luann!