Category Archives: Reality For Real

Juicy Joe Has a Green Card, So He’s an American Citizen. Duh.

Smart people drive me crazy. They do things like speak correctly, get good grades, and know how to act in public. Yeah, sounds REAL FUN. Then we have people like Juicy Joe Giudice, husband to real Howive of New Jersey … Continue reading

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Debt is So Much Fun!

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehehehhehe. What could make me laugh so much in this terrible time of tragedy (ie Breaking Bad is over)? Would you believe me if I told you that the my new favorite comedian is “Juicy” Joe Giudice, husband to Real Howive … Continue reading

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When Bad Things Happen to Bad People, You Giggle

Now, I don’t consider myself a mean-spirited person. I have what you call “empathy.” I cried during episodes of the recently departed Hoarders because I KNOW how hard it can be to throw away that sweater your dead grandpa wore 60 … Continue reading

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Let’s Throw Simon Cowell a Baby Shower!

Hey kidz! I know it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me which must have been DEVASTATING for you but sorry, I was on vacation. I didn’t have time for you plebes. But vacation is over (thank God for … Continue reading

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Maybe She Can Become a Prostitution Whore To Pay Off Her Debts

Well this is a shocker. Watch me clutch my pearls, because I NEVER saw this coming. Teresa Giudice and her husband Juicy Joe face 50 years in the slammer for conspiracy to commit fraud. I really expected more from these … Continue reading

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