Maddox Jolie-Pitt is All Grown Up!

I feel old sometimes because people around me do grown up things that you do when you’re an adult.

Not this guy.

Not this guy.

For example, some of my friends have gotten married. Some have bought houses. Some have even gotten divorced.

HOWEVER, nothing makes me feel as old as seeing modern day Maddox Jolie-Pitt, the now 12-year-old Cambodian boy whom Angelina Jolie adopted as a single parent back in 2002 right after she split with second husband Billy Bob Thornton, thus ushering in the phase of “St. Angie.”*

Let’s look at Maddox over the years.

Here he is as a baby.

Ahhhhh too cute.

Ahhhhh too cute.

A year or so later he already has a hipster haircut.

Man in black.

Man in black.

Time marches on.

Going on a safari?

He must be pissed because they’re on their way to pick up Zahara from the orphanage. Home boy does not want to share the spotlight.

Oh Jesus really?

He looks like he should be dealing drugs to his boarding school classmates.

He looks like he should be dealing drugs to his boarding school classmates.

Rolling with the homies.

He must go to the colorist as his mama.

He must go to the colorist as his mama.

And now the current day modern Maddox!

Puberty time!

Puberty time!

Look at that upper lip! It’s like he’s a budding Tom Selleck!

I KNOW.

Oh yes.

Is it wrong that I really want to hear him talk because his voice is probably changing and I want to see a Jolie-Pitt look awkward because they are otherwise so perfect?

Yeah, it’s wrong.

Kids, they grow up so fast!!!

 

*And yes, if we have to get all technical about it, I know she started the adoption process while she was married to Billy Bob, but she essentially raised him alone till she met Brad Pitt.

 

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