This is really WEIRD. I thought the show was called Good Morning America, not Good Morning Ridiculous People Who Live in Manhattan and Spend Too Much Money on Sh– That No One Else in the Country (or Outer Boroughs of NYC) Can Relate To.
Apparently, I was wrong.
See, Sandra Ballantine lives in New York City and she has a problem. An addiction if you will.
What, overpriced cupcakes from Crumbs?
Maybe the very exclusive cronut?
Nope, it’s far worse.
She goes to the salon to blow out her hair three times a week, spending up to $250!
This is news because why? Damn, my grandmother has been doing this for YEARS and spends a lot less money.
Let’s enter this one into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame.
You can watch the full video here. Get ready to gag!
Maybe this is an obvious question, but why doesn’t she have better hair, then?!?!
Preach! And as a single woman I feel guilty for saying this, but of course she is not wearing a ring. Of course she isn’t.