Confesh: I never watched Boy Meets World. That said, I do know about the myth of Topanga.

Is that a f—ing Monchichi doll???

So that’s why many men ages 28-33 will be SUPER sad to know that Danielle Fishel, the actress who portrayed To, is off the market! Home girl, 32, married her college classmate Tim Belusko on Saturday, and I love her even more because he’s 25! You go girl!

He looks an actuary. Love!

But that’s not the only Boy/Girl who’s all grown up! Rider Strong–and yes, that IS real name–also got hitched this weekend! The man formerly known as Shawn Hunter exchanged vows with actress Alexandra Barreto yesterday.

His facial hair is questionable, but she sure is pretty!

Luckily, as far as I know, Cory/Ben is still available. PHEW.