Thank you Dina Eastwood. You just went ahead and made my day!
On Monday, Dina filed for divorce from her husband of seventeen years, some old fogey named Clint who used to look like this.
Clint, 83, passed on his sexy genes to his son Scott, 27.
He passed on his musical genes to eldest son Kyle, 45.
I can’t wait to see what kind of genes he’ll pass on to OUR kid. What, too soon?
I hope I even get the chance to seduce Clint. He’s already moved on to dating Erica Fisher, 42, whose ex-husband Scott is courting Dina.
Fingers crossed that it will work out in my favor!