The Disney Channel must be like a strict all-girls Catholic high school, because all of their alumni cannot wait to slut it up once they leave!

The latest graduate to reveal her sexy side is, you guessed it, Miley Cyrus. The former Hannah Montana was more Times Square peep show than Brooklyn hipster when she performed a medley of hits with Robin Thicke at last night’s VMAs (which occurred in the aforementioned borough of Brooklyn).

I wonder what he has in there. Maybe a special edition set of Growing Pains DVDs?

Home girl looked ridiculous. I doubt she’s breaking anyone’s achy breaky hearts while wearing that get up. It was completely unsexy. Heck, I’d rather watch Bea Arthur twerk than the one-time ingenue born Destiny Hope.

But as I mentioned, Miley is not the first former Disney star to shed her clothes. She joins the club populated by such distinguished alumni as  . . .

Britney Spears

Look at that doll collection!

Christina Aguilera

Assless chaps are so dirrty.

And Ryan Gosling

Yes, he was on The Mickey Mouse Club.

Nickelodeon, on the other hand, is like a really good prep school where sure, you probably do drugs, but your parents have the right connections to get you that Goldman Sachs internship which will set you up for life. Or its more like a Jewish summer camp. All my friends who went those ended up with great jobs. Or a husband!