Today is August 27, 2013 and you know what that means!

Jesse Pinkman Aaron Paul turns 34!

I’m pissed that Breaking Bad is almost over too, man.

As we Breaking Bad fans know, Jesse has had a tough couple of years. His drug-addicted girlfriend died, her father caused a major plane crash, Jesse’s family abandoned him, and he has a lucrative but very dangerous job where I doubt he even gets health insurance! He’s lucky he made it to 34!

The least you can do is get him a bag of Funyuns, bitch, because they are AWESOME.