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Britney Spears Had the Voice of an Angel

I’ve decided I am going to rename my blog The Britney Files because the people have spoken and they loooooove Britney! As a result, I’ve dug DEEP in the vault and found some amazing Britney gems. We’re talking pre-crazy, pre-Japan, … Continue reading

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Japan is the Luckiest Country in the World

Hit me baby one more time because I am SO jealous of the Japanese, circa 1999. The country that brought you the Walkman and sushi and the 1986 Michael Keaton movie Gung Ho also got to experience the all time … Continue reading

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Let’s Party Like It’s 9/9/1999!

This post could also be titled “How the Mighty Have Fallen.” Allow me to explain. Fourteen years ago TODAY, the world gathered by their TVs to watch a very important event, the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. Oh yes, it was … Continue reading

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The Disney Channel Hall of Fame

The Disney Channel must be like a strict all-girls Catholic high school, because all of their alumni cannot wait to slut it up once they leave! The latest graduate to reveal her sexy side is, you guessed it, Miley Cyrus. … Continue reading

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Do You Bop It or Do What Simon Says?

Man, don’t you HATE it when your games boss you around? It’s like, hello, I already have one mom at home! Despite my disdain for authority at the hands of my toys, there ARE certain play things where I am … Continue reading

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Is Amanda Bynes Britney Spears 2.0?

So this is a shocker. Amanda Bynes was arrested last night on a charge of reckless endangerment: bong throwing. Let’s not even get started on ruining a perfectly good bong by throwing it out the window of a New York … Continue reading

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