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Monthly Archives: July 2013
I Can’t Believe I Don’t Live in a Crystal Castle
Do you ever take deep breaths and reflect on your life and think, gee, it wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. I am not supposed to live in a tiny apartment with mismatched tiles and thin walls and dust … Continue reading
Dennis Farina, An Awesome Dude, Has Died
Man, this is a huge disappointment. The actor Dennis Farina died today. He was 69. I loved Dennis not only because he was a phenomenal actor, he was also an inspiration to latebloomers everywhere. A Chicago native, her served on … Continue reading
Tina Turner is Not Your Private Dancer
Bummerz men, Tina Turner will be dancing for someone that is not you. That’s right, home girl just married a Swiss gentlemen named Erwin Bach. Oh, and she’s 73 and he’s 57. Oh, and they’ve been together for 27 years. … Continue reading
Geraldo Rivera: The Jon Hamm of Chests?
Once upon a time, Geraldo Rivera looked like a disco version of Inigo Montoya. Now, he looks like a giant hot stud at your neighborhood retirement community. Rivera CLEARLY does not need to look for treasures in Al Capone’s vault, … Continue reading
Clarissa Explains Her Son’s Nursery
Today brings you the latest entry into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame. Clarissa Melissa Joan Hart introduces the world to her son’s nursery. To be fair, it’s really nice as far as baby rooms … Continue reading
Candy of the Kid Haters
Halloween’s a few months away, but I love candy so, you know, it’s on my mind now. All of the above candies would be super cool to get, even the sugar-free gum! If someone gave me frigging After Eight Thin … Continue reading
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: The Sophie’s Choice of Emmys
Oh my God, today all of the Emmy nominations were announced. Since I love TV more than I love bread and water, I am SO EXCITED. And, let’s be honest, stressed. Because there are so many talented people nominated and … Continue reading
Posted in Emmys, Uncategorized
Tagged Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Emmys, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mandy Patinkin, Peter Dinklage
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What the World Needs Now is Dan Cortese, Sweet Dan Cortese
Do you ever look around the room and go, “Where did it go? WHERE DID IT GO???” And you’re not talking about all your money, or your dignity, or your clothes. You’re talking about Dan Cortese’s career. I loved him … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane, Uncategorized
Tagged Dam Cortese, Jenny McCarthy, MTV
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Eye Will Save You!
Oh my God guys. REALLY bad news. The whole entire world is FLOODING. Total f—ing bummer. The cars are all ruined. The helicopters and planes and even HOT AIR BALLOONS have been confiscated by the same rich dicks who didn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Save Yourself
Tagged Andy Rooney, Bert, Brooke Shields, Carson, Dallas, Downton Abbey, J.R. Ewing, Jennifer Connelly, Larry Hagman, Sesame Street, Zachary Quinto
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Let’s Go Free Willy!
No, Free Willy is not my campaign to unleash the beast from Jon Hamm’s pants, though I can understand your confusion. Free Willy, of course, is a motion picture about a kid and a killer whale. At one point it jumps over … Continue reading