Tag Archives: Sesame Street

Eye Will Save You!

Oh my God guys. REALLY bad news. The whole entire world is FLOODING. Total f—ing bummer. The cars are all ruined. The helicopters and planes and even HOT AIR BALLOONS have been confiscated by the same rich dicks who didn’t … Continue reading

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Remind Me Never To Go to Egypt With Bert

I’m not claustrophobic generally speaking, but one of my biggest fears is being stuck in the bottom of the great Egyptian pyramids. And you know WHY I am afraid? Because I’m terrified of dead mummies? Because I hate the heat? … Continue reading

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