You might have noticed I’ve been silent the past few days. Why? Has the cat gotten my tongue?

No, I don’t like cats so they would never be near my tongue. Duh.

But even I will concur that this is a cute kitty.

No, it’s just that I’ve been broken-hearted. One of the greatest couples that has ever lived, breathed, and banged are no longer.

That’s right, Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom.

It’s really shocking that these two didn’t make it. They dated a whole month before tying the knot in September 2009. That means they’ve been married 4 years, which is like 92 in publicity whore years.

In happier times.

Their parents were very supportive of the union, especially Lamar’s dad:

The mother [Kris Jenner] has been talking a lot of trash about my son, saying he’s on drugs and stuff like that. She’s got something against my son, something against my family. Kris Jenner is very negative. She’s an evil b*tch. She doesn’t care about Lamar, she just cares about their image and money . . . I heard Kim say they don’t have crackheads in their family. That *issed me off. Look at where she came from. We don’t want porno stars in our family.

Okay, maybe he wasn’t THAT supportive.

So while we the public suffer in silence, perhaps our spirits can be lifted by the REAL golden couple, Kim and Kanye. You can’t give up hope EVER.

So understated, these two.