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Brad Pitt’s Best Years Were With Aniston, Not Angelina.
Hi kidz. Wow, this headline is probably the most controversial statement I have EVER written. But it is the truth. Brad Pitt today is one of the most sanctimonious, boring, smug people on EARTH. Heck, probably in the whole galaxy. … Continue reading
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Helena Bonham Carter As Elizabeth Taylor???
Oh Helena Bonham Carter, who do you think you are with your multiple Academy Award nominations, your Order of the British Empire Status, and all around great acting? See, I just heard the rumors that you will be portraying Elizabeth … Continue reading
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Do You Bop It or Do What Simon Says?
Man, don’t you HATE it when your games boss you around? It’s like, hello, I already have one mom at home! Despite my disdain for authority at the hands of my toys, there ARE certain play things where I am … Continue reading
You Have One Life To Live. What Hospital Do You Go To?
Hey all. Bad news. You’re sick with some weird bogus disease. Totally bummer, because the weather is getting SO NICE. But anyway, you need to go to the hospital. Which one do you choose? A) County General Hospital in Chicago … Continue reading
You Know What You Need? A Snoopy Sno-Cone!
Hey you, with the sweat on your brow. Why don’t you come over? I have a cool treat for you. What? You thought I was going to give you a BEER? Bish please. Who do you think I am, President … Continue reading
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It’s Getting Hot In Here!
We all had that friend growing up that we would use for their toys. “Can we play with Shelly?” we’d beg Mom. “She’s really nice and she has a full set of Pillow People.” Shelly was especially useful during the … Continue reading
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Who Should I Marry?
So, even though I hooked up with Alex Skarsgard the other night (in my dream, mind you), I am still a single lady. You would think I’d have thousands of suitors lining up at the door of my apartment in … Continue reading
Alex Skarsgard and I Totally Hooked Up Last Night
You will never believe what happened to me last night. It was really awesome. Alex Skarsgard and I totally hooked up. This really and truly happened. Granted, it was in my dreams, but it was so realistic that I woke … Continue reading
Yo! Jesse Pinkman is Off the Market.
Well I guess I won’t be getting any pure meth anytime soon! You see, Jesse Pinkman, or more accurately Aaron Paul–the actor who portrays the bad boy drug dealer on Breaking Bad—got married over the weekend. Well I can’t say I’m … Continue reading
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Let’s Hope This Arrested Development Comes Back Too
All of you aficionados of Arrested Development: the show got to get your Funke on this weekend, as we discussed earlier today. And now it’s time for fans of Arrested Development: the band to get THEIR funk on. Oh yes … Continue reading
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