Oh Helena Bonham Carter, who do you think you are with your multiple Academy Award nominations, your Order of the British Empire Status, and all around great acting?
Nice bow!
See, I just heard the rumors that you will be portraying Elizabeth Taylor in a new bio pic on BBC America. Ugh, YAWN. Because we all know only one bitch can be La Liz. Oh yes, I’m talking about this ho.
Lindsay Lohan and her pudgy digits agree with me, obviously.
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