It’s Getting Hot In Here!

We all had that friend growing up that we would use for their toys. “Can we play with Shelly?” we’d beg Mom. “She’s really nice and she has a full set of Pillow People.”

Lucky bitch.

Lucky bitch.

Shelly was especially useful during the summer. See, while your father made you run through THIS to cool down:


Looks more fun that it is.

Shelly’s parents loved her more and got her THIS:


When YOU decided you wanted more than a sprinkler, your dad smiled and bought you this bad boy:

Look, it's got a slide!

Look, it’s got a slide!

When Shelly got bored, bitch got THIS:


Some kids have all the luck. And probably all the Wuzzle and Wild Puffalumps too.

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