We all had that friend growing up that we would use for their toys. “Can we play with Shelly?” we’d beg Mom. “She’s really nice and she has a full set of Pillow People.”
Shelly was especially useful during the summer. See, while your father made you run through THIS to cool down:
Shelly’s parents loved her more and got her THIS:
When YOU decided you wanted more than a sprinkler, your dad smiled and bought you this bad boy:
When Shelly got bored, bitch got THIS:
Some kids have all the luck. And probably all the Wuzzle and Wild Puffalumps too.