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Stop Whining About Ben Affleck!
Yesterday it was announced that Ben Affleck would be the next Batman in the Man of Steel sequel. Instead of cheers, I got a lot of this around the social media world. Why all the Ben Affleck hate? When did … Continue reading
Great Fake Bald People on TV
So today I was watching the episode of Degrassi where Clare decides to shave her head because she has cancer and want to take ownership of her hair loss. While I admire Clare for her strength and resilience facing this potentially … Continue reading
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Tagged Alien Nation, Degrassi, Jon Hamm, Melrose Place, The Brady Bunch
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Tina Turner is Not Your Private Dancer
Bummerz men, Tina Turner will be dancing for someone that is not you. That’s right, home girl just married a Swiss gentlemen named Erwin Bach. Oh, and she’s 73 and he’s 57. Oh, and they’ve been together for 27 years. … Continue reading
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: The Sophie’s Choice of Emmys
Oh my God, today all of the Emmy nominations were announced. Since I love TV more than I love bread and water, I am SO EXCITED. And, let’s be honest, stressed. Because there are so many talented people nominated and … Continue reading
Posted in Emmys, Uncategorized
Tagged Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Emmys, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Mandy Patinkin, Peter Dinklage
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What the World Needs Now is Dan Cortese, Sweet Dan Cortese
Do you ever look around the room and go, “Where did it go? WHERE DID IT GO???” And you’re not talking about all your money, or your dignity, or your clothes. You’re talking about Dan Cortese’s career. I loved him … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane, Uncategorized
Tagged Dam Cortese, Jenny McCarthy, MTV
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Happy Birthday Corey Feldman!
Want to feel old? Corey Feldman turns 42 today. While Feldman has become a bit of a joke the past decade or so, homeboy showed a ton of promise back in the day. He starred in a slew of great … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane, Uncategorized
Tagged Corey Feldman, Goonies, Gremlins, Stand By Me
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Burger Bundles, the Original Sliders
Hey all! It’s lunch-time, depending where you live. Yum! What are you going to eat? Are you going to patronize one of those fancy gastropubs where you can order overpriced items like truffle mac and cheese, caviar flavored water (knowing … Continue reading
This Is Why I Want Kids
Kids are really useful sometimes. You can take them with you to the Boston Children’s Museum so you don’t look creepy. You can pretend you have one and order a Happy Meal without anyone giving you the side eye. You … Continue reading
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Happy Bastille Day!
Happy Bastille Day, Frenchies! I want to thank your country SO MUCH for introducing so many great things to my life. Kissing, fries, crepes. NOT manicures though. Ugh. I will NEVER thank you for those. You also have SO MANY … Continue reading
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Happy 7-Eleven!
Today is the greatest day in the world. What, did George Clooney pick me out to be his latest piece since he recently ended his two year contract with Stacy Keibler? Nope, that’s not it, though I am in the … Continue reading
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Tagged 7-Eleven, George Clooney, Justin Guarini, Kelly Clarkson, Slurpee, Stacy Keibler
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