Kids are really useful sometimes. You can take them with you to the Boston Children’s Museum so you don’t look creepy. You can pretend you have one and order a Happy Meal without anyone giving you the side eye. You can use their sunscreen because it works better than adult sunscreen.
Another reason that kids are awesome is sometimes they say the most ADORABLE things ever. Who can forget the super cute cherub who back in 2006 told us that a certain man was injured . . . injured bad.