Happy Bastille Day, Frenchies!

I want to thank your country SO MUCH for introducing so many great things to my life. Kissing, fries, crepes. NOT manicures though. Ugh. I will NEVER thank you for those.

These look more like weapons.

You also have SO MANY great people. But let’s be honest. There is one who stands above the rest. Except he’s not a person.

He’s Pepe F—ing Le Pew!

I’m a little shocked he’s not wearing a beret.

I just hope he finally finds his l’amour!

If not, he can always try the top of the Eiffel Tower like Rusty did.

And just because this is my favorite scene in European Vacation.