Category Archives: And Not a Single F— Was Given

I Can’t Live In a World Without Violet!

Confesh: I have a soft spot for cute kids. Some of my all time faves include Hipster Icons Kingston and Zuma Rossdale. And Maddox Jolie-Pitt . . . Let’s not forget the Queen of all Fashion, Miss Suri Cruise! And … Continue reading

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Where the F— are My Girl Scout Cookies?

Okay, I know it’s not really TV-related PER SE, but I am about to announce a state of emergency so I figured it was worthy of a blog spot. Where the F— are my Girl Scout Cookies? One of the … Continue reading

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Why Are We Talking About the Grammys when THIS Happened???

Many evenings I go to bed with the goal of sleeping through the night but then I wake up in a moment of panic and scream out loud, “Why, God? Why have there been almost no Bachelor/Bachelorette weddings in the 18 million … Continue reading

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Beyonce Is Not Only Queen of the Universe, She Is Also Queen of the Feminists!

Watch your back Gloria Steinem. A new fierce feminist is on the loose, and she’s telling us Single Ladies–and ALL ladies–that we should put a ring on it, but we should buy it ourselves with our own paychecks. Yup, that’s … Continue reading

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I Love That Dirty Water But I Hate That Clean Snow!

I grew up in Massachusetts which is just one of the many great things about me. The others include: Having great taste in music and comedy. My membership in the Marshmallow Peeps Fan Club. Being mind-blowingly beautiful. When you live … Continue reading

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This Does Not Blow Me Away

This is really WEIRD. I thought the show was called Good Morning America, not Good Morning Ridiculous People Who Live in Manhattan and Spend Too Much Money on Sh– That No One Else in the Country (or Outer Boroughs of NYC) Can … Continue reading

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I Do Not Love MySelfie

Soooo . . . one thing I realized yesterday is if you post near naked pictures of Kim Kardashian on your blog, the people will come. So I figured, if Kim can get so much attention by posting selfies to … Continue reading

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Other Celebrities Who Love Themselfies Too Much

Earlier today I illuminated the modesty of Kim Kardashian, who is as fresh and pristine as a dewdrop on a lily. She is totally not the only celebrity who has exhibited such demure behavior. For example, Nick Jonas needs some … Continue reading

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Those Kardashians Are Way Too Modest!

Kim Kardashian needs to stop being so shy about her body. Stop being so coy Kim! You really need to come out of your shell. Don’t be afraid to tell the world you’re proud of your womanly body. Yes, you … Continue reading

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