I grew up in Massachusetts which is just one of the many great things about me. The others include:
Having great taste in music and comedy.
My membership in the Marshmallow Peeps Fan Club.
Being mind-blowingly beautiful.
When you live such an amazing, charmed life such as I do, sometimes God has to punish you in really mean ways. Today it is snow, which means I have leave earlier to get to work, which means I probably won’t have time to make my usual breakfast of bacon, eggs, and avocado. Gosh, life is so unfair!
I am extremely jealous of my teacher friends and all elementary school students across the Northeast today. They get to stay home and watch game shows all day! You know I’d be parking my ass in front of the TV and do nothing but devour The Price is Right and dream about spinning the big wheel or winning an expensive ass car I have no need for like this hot bitch!
It’s a long clip but what do you care? You don’t have to go to school.
What was your favorite thing to do on a snow day?
Leonard used to make pancakes for me on snow days.
That might be the best thing I ever heard. I miss Mr. DeSimone. He was a great man.