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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

The Emmys are less than 24 hours away, and I have about 14012 predictions left to make. Get ready for a flurry of posts! The next one I will analyze is one of my faves, Outstanding Supporting Actor in a … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series

Posted on August 22, 2014 by thedvrfiles

So little time, so many Emmy nominations. What’s a girl to to? Take meth? Will that help me stay up around the clock so I can finish my predictions on time? Today I will bring you Outstanding Supporting Actress in … Continue reading →

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He Bangs! He Bangs!

Posted on August 21, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Well this is exciting. The words that William Hung sang ten years ago on American Idol are FINALLY coming true. Today Mr. Well Hung confirmed to People Magazine that he tied the knot with licensed vocational nurse Jian Ten on June 18 … Continue reading →

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Yeah, Yeah. My Emmy Predictions Are Finally Here. Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Posted on August 20, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Well, well. Look at me slacking off. The Emmys are this MONDAY, and I have not even started making my predictions. What will the people do? The ish, of course, is that the Emmys are a month earlier than usual. Last … Continue reading →

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People Need To Stop Worrying About the New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie

Posted on August 5, 2014 by thedvrfiles

RELAX nerds. Take a breath. Play a video game. Sip on a Mountain Dew. You are going to live. The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie is going to be fine. I distinctly remember seeing the first movie in the theaters in … Continue reading →

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Tori Spelling Has Been the Worst Since 1996, According to Me

Posted on July 28, 2014 by thedvrfiles

I am such a great person today, that I bet you all wonder if I was always so great. The answer is yes. Of course I was. Duh. In addition to being great for the past million years, I’ve also been … Continue reading →

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Send me to Azkaban, Please

Posted on July 22, 2014 by thedvrfiles

So, here’s the thing. I love you all very much, but I’m kind of a popular person. People at work need me at work. My pizza place needs me to buy pizza. My bed needs me to lie in it. You … Continue reading →

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Joe and Sofia are Dating, Maybe

Posted on July 8, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Well, Joe Manganiello got over me not wanting to date him real fast. Last night People Magazine announced that the part Sicilian, part werewolf actor might be dating newly single Sofia Vergara, who recently split from her douche bag fiance … Continue reading →

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Joe Manganiello and I Will Probably Never Date

Posted on July 7, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Poor Joe Manganiello, the guy who plays the werewolf Alcide on True Blood. He will probably never get to date me. Granted, there are many reasons why he SHOULD date me. We’re both Catholic. I’m age appropriate for him. I know how … Continue reading →

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Fargo is Far Good!

Posted on June 26, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Finally finished Fargo. LOVED IT. And normally I start with my trademark wit but it’s late and I want to go to bed so we are going to just delve in. Be warned of spoilers!!! Enter at your own risk! … Continue reading →

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