I consider myself a fairly fashionable person. For every one of these:

These stripes were not slimming.

I wear one of these:

Sequins, shoulder pads. and a face. WORK IT.

I know you’re thinking that People Magazine should highlight me in their style section. Heck, Vogue should put me on the cover! Kohl’s should give me my own fashion line! The bottom line is I have exquisite taste and I have the 1990s to thank for that!

The 1990s brought so many amazing things.

Z Cavaricci!

Skidz!

Safety pin dresses!

Credit card dresses!

What was YOUR favorite ’90s trend???