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Nothing Compares 2 Face Tattoos
Man, I once thought that the Kardashian Klan was the gift that kept on giving (and I’m not just talking STDs). But DAMN! I was wrong. It is Sinead O’Connor. While I wish it was another hit song that she … Continue reading
We Must Never Forget
As we all know, 98% of the time I am filled with snark and sarcasm. I try never to be mean (except to the Kardashians and LeAnn Rimes. Hopefully God will forgive me.) and instead look for the humor in … Continue reading
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Arsenio Hall is Back! Woo Woo!
Not sure I got the phonetic spelling of Arsenio Hall’s trademark battle cry quite right (would it be Woo Woo? Woot Woot? Woof Woof? One of the world’s great mysteries.), but does it even matter? All we really need is … Continue reading
Let’s Party Like It’s 9/9/1999!
This post could also be titled “How the Mighty Have Fallen.” Allow me to explain. Fourteen years ago TODAY, the world gathered by their TVs to watch a very important event, the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards. Oh yes, it was … Continue reading
Knox Overstreet and Captain Picard Got Married This Weekend
With just three episodes remaining before Breaking Bad leaves the airwaves, the world is in need of some good news. Don’t worry–I’m not going to give any spoilers for last night’s episode. Except that there was a smoke monster. KIDDING! I … Continue reading
The World Needs Haddaway To Stage a Comeback
Confesh: I was a pretty cool teenager for someone who grew up in the suburbs. My first concert was Phish (at the time it sounded impressive), I watched Twin Peaks, and I rented independent films from Video Island whenever it was my turn to … Continue reading
Roar! A Werewolf Shaved!
Joe Manganiello, werewolf Alcide from True Blood, shaved! And I’m not talking his smooth hairless chest, because he obviously has been waxing that sh– for years. Nope, Alcide shaved his beard. Wow. Enter this one into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” … Continue reading
Posted in And Not a Single F--- Was Given
Tagged Alex Skarsgard, Joe Manganiello, True Blood
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Finally! A Real Star is On Dancing With The Stars!
This is weird. The TV show Dancing With Reality TV Has-Beens has actually cast an awesome, bona fide, shining star! Valerie F—ing Harper! Despite her diagnosis of terminal brain cancer, Miss Rhoda herself with tap her way onto the stage and … Continue reading
Posted in Great Television
Tagged Dancing with the Stars, Elizabeth Berkley, Snooki, Valerie Harper
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Remember When Pop Stars REALLY Pissed People Off?
It’s been ten days since Miley Cyrus dry humped a teddy bear, a foam finger, and Beetlejuice Robin Thicke at the VMAs, but “we just can’t stop” talking about it. Haha see what I did there? But this is about … Continue reading
Posted in Look at Me!, Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Miley Cyrus, Sinead O'Connor, VMAs
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