Okay, so my attempt at a pun in my headline makes zero sense. Whatever! It’s a free country.

As like many of you who watched The Golden Globes last night, I too noticed Growing Pains alum Leonardo DiCaprio butcher the name of the film Philomena when announcing the nominees for some award, which I don’t remember and I don’t have time to look up because, hello, I have a job.

I hope he sends ME that for Valentine’s Day, but I am not a 21-year-old Victoria’s Secret model so probably not.

Leo, as we recall, said “Philomania,” which truth be told is what Phil Spector thought he was playing when he committed the crime that sent him to prison. Ugh, what an unfunny, tasteless joke! I’m on fire today!

The best part, of course, is that the Globes were so boring that this was considered the biggest scandal of the night, according to me, which is surprising since Sofia Vergara was there and she is prone to wardrobe malfunctions at awards ceremonies.

Too soon?

So what was your favorite moment at the Globes last night?