Do you ever wake up in the morning and say to yourself, “I should not know this.”
For example . . .
I should not know that Kanye wants to GET HOME NOW.
I should not know that Jon Hamm packs heat ALL THE TIME.
And I should not know the name of Tiger Woods’ girlfriend from 2000.
Yup, I know that. It’s a fact I carry around in my head all the time. I can’t get rid of it even if I try. IT’S ALWAYS THERE.
That said, it got me thinking. Tiger certainly has a type, at least for the women he publicly acknowledges he dates/bangs. They’re all blonde and beautiful!
For example, we have Joanna, who you saw above.
We also have his ex-wife Elin Nordegren, who was publicly humiliated by that douche in a big way but has emerged a class act. A really rich class act-she reportedly scored a $100 million settlement from Tiger after their divorce.
Tiger’s latest piece is Olympic skiier Lindsey Vonn who is, surprise, a blonde.
Why anyone would want to date him is beyond me. Yeah, I get that he’s rich and famous, but Lindsey is accomplished in her own right.
In an interview with Katie Couric, Lindsey explains it all. Tiger’s funny, y’all. He’s “dorky-goofy,” y’all.
Unless that’s code for “bangs lots of busted women who are not his wife,” I’m going to take Lindsey’s description with a SLIGHT grain of salt.