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Monthly Archives: October 2013
Thanks for the Memory! Cats turns 31 today.
In case anyone was wondering, eighth grade was awesome for me. I had a Caboodle where I could put all my CoverGirl makeup, a perm that had finally faded from my head, and beautiful dresses from Laura Ashley. I also … Continue reading
Scarlett Johansson and Jenna Jameson: Separated at Birth?
All right, I know that Miss Scarlett was recently named Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.” But I’m sorry, the actress, 28, while pretty ( I GUESS) is also channeling the looks of a certain performer on ANOTHER screen. Yes, I … Continue reading
Were You a Caboodles or Sassaby Kind of Girl?
Growing up in the early 1990s, it was important to have STYLE. If you were lucky enough to live in northeastern Massachusetts near the New Hampshire border as I was, this meant frequent trips to Pip Jewelry & Novelty in … Continue reading
This Will Make a Great Dateline
There are times when I wake up in the morning and go to myself, Liz, you’re gorgeous! I do this because I wake up alone, in an apartment with no cats (thank GOD), no Lean Cuisines in the freezer, but … Continue reading
Tony Goldwyn Will Always Be an Evil Ghost to Me.
Confesh: I don’t watch Scandal with Kerry Washington which is a damn shame because everyone say it’s good. The thing is, my DVR card is full and plus I have a bias against one of Kerry costars, actor Tony Goldwyn, … Continue reading
Posted in Great Television
Tagged Ghost, Kerry Washington, Patrick Swayze, Scandal, Tony Goldwyn
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Rich People Are Not Like Us
Do you ever wake up in the morning and go, Gee whiz! It SURE would be nice to go over to my supermodel neighbor’s villa adjoining mine and have a nice class of OJ and a plate of organic pancakes … Continue reading
Posted in And Not a Single F--- Was Given
Tagged Cindy Crawford, George Clooney, Mexico, Rande Gerber, vacation homes
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Juicy Joe Has a Green Card, So He’s an American Citizen. Duh.
Smart people drive me crazy. They do things like speak correctly, get good grades, and know how to act in public. Yeah, sounds REAL FUN. Then we have people like Juicy Joe Giudice, husband to real Howive of New Jersey … Continue reading
Oh Snap! Woody Allen’s Life is Turning Into a Lifetime Movie.
Woody Allen, the father of the century, heck, father of ETERNITY, may actually have no biological children! There is nothing wrong with that, of course. Lots of people choose the adoption route and I commend them. However, it’s only funny … Continue reading
Ferris and Lloyd Dobler Were Almost Walter White
So, I don’t know if you heard, but this really great show Breaking Bad ended the other day. I’m pretty sad that it’s over so I’ve barely talked about it at all. KIDDING! I’m totally happy it’s over. Of course I jest … Continue reading
Rule # 1 of Life: You Do NOT Spit on a Hanson
Jesus F—ing Christ. Where’s the love for the brothers Hanson? Yesterday a very angry man snuck onto the Hanson tour bus in Seattle and spit on youngest bro Zac. Honestly, I don’t get it. Hanson rock. They created a beer … Continue reading
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