Rule # 1 of Life: You Do NOT Spit on a Hanson

Jesus F—ing Christ. Where’s the love for the brothers Hanson?

Which is funny because I didn't little girls could make sperm.

Maybe it’s stuck in 1997?

Yesterday a very angry man snuck onto the Hanson tour bus in Seattle and spit on youngest bro Zac.

Honestly, I don’t get it. Hanson rock. They created a beer called MMMhops (Get it?). Why don’t you spit on the Biebs, who has been channeling his inner King Joffrey by ordering his bodyguards to carry him up the Great Wall of China?

Please push him off. Please push him off. Please push him off.

Please push him off. Please push him off. Please push him off.

Zac remained a class act, explaining over twitter, “Gonna be a good show tonight, I cleaned off all the spit and I am feeling ready to go.”

I don’t care if I’m a grown ass woman, I still love Hanson. Zac, I will come to you next time you need help.

On that note, watch the video for my favorite Hanson song below.

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