Confesh: I don’t watch Scandal with Kerry Washington which is a damn shame because everyone say it’s good.

Don’t give me that look, Kerry.

The thing is, my DVR card is full and plus I have a bias against one of Kerry costars, actor Tony Goldwyn, who portrays Prez of the United States Fitzgerald Grant. From the little I know about the show, he’s kind of a dick, straying frequently outside of his marriage for a little frisky business if you know what I mean.

Not cool, Mr. President. Not cool.

PLUS I have never recovered from Tony’s performance as evil prick Carl Bruner in the heavenly movie Ghost. Carl, as you may remember, arranged a hit on my beloved Patrick Swayze so that he could continue to launder money from the bank where they worked. Everyone knows you do not. Kill. The Swayze.

Smug bastard.

Luckily, Carly got his comeuppance and went to Hell.

So there you have it. My heart belongs to Patrick Swayze. Maybe someday I’ll be strong again and be able to watch Scandal.