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Category Archives: And Not a Single F— Was Given
Tom Hanks Can’t Get Fat Anymore.
Tom Hanks announced earlier this week that he suffered from Type 2 diabetes. Bummer! He then made a declaration that will fast track one’s nomination into the “And Not a Single F— was Given” Hall of Fame. He said that … Continue reading
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Tagged Charlize Theron, Diabetes, Tom Hanks
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A Jonas Brother Scandal? Delish!
Hanson would never do this. Two days before their tour was set to begin, the Jonas Brothers have called it off due to a “deep rift” within the band. Despite never having a heard a Jonas Brother song in my … Continue reading
Snood, The Original Candy Crush
There are times when I am SO SAD Intervention is over. I will probably never meet Candy. Jeff will not tell me that he’s just met a bunch of people who love me crazy. I will never say, “My name is … Continue reading
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Tagged Candy Crush, Intervention, Snood
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Scarlett Johansson and Jenna Jameson: Separated at Birth?
All right, I know that Miss Scarlett was recently named Esquire Magazine’s “Sexiest Woman Alive.” But I’m sorry, the actress, 28, while pretty ( I GUESS) is also channeling the looks of a certain performer on ANOTHER screen. Yes, I … Continue reading
Rich People Are Not Like Us
Do you ever wake up in the morning and go, Gee whiz! It SURE would be nice to go over to my supermodel neighbor’s villa adjoining mine and have a nice class of OJ and a plate of organic pancakes … Continue reading
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Tagged Cindy Crawford, George Clooney, Mexico, Rande Gerber, vacation homes
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Pamela Anderson is Running the New York City Marathon
This is the best news I’ve heard all year. Heck, all my LIFE. Pamela Anderson is running the NYC Marathon on November 3 to raise money for Haiti. I hope she wears this. Or this. Or heck even this. Either … Continue reading
J. Lo is So Pedestrian
Jennifer Lopez really IS from the block. Heck, she might as well be from the suburbs. How else can you explain the beautiful big golden hoops dangling from her ears that you could fit a fist through? TOTALLY looks like … Continue reading
This Will Boost Your Self Esteem!
One of my favorite things in the world is bring single and broke. It is SO MUCH fun comparison shopping for the cheapest watermelon in my neighborhood. It is A BLAST stealing sugar packets from Starbucks (which I only visit … Continue reading
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Tagged Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Brad Pitt, Gisele Bundchen, Jay-Z, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady
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Camden is the Madison of Whatever We Are Calling This Decade We Live In
Celebrities can all be a little WEIRD with what they name their kids. Among the crop that were born in recent years, we have a Moxie Crimefighter, a Pilot Inspektor, an Apple, and Honor. Okay, sure. The latest celebrity trend, … Continue reading
Nothing Compares 2 Face Tattoos
Man, I once thought that the Kardashian Klan was the gift that kept on giving (and I’m not just talking STDs). But DAMN! I was wrong. It is Sinead O’Connor. While I wish it was another hit song that she … Continue reading
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