Author Archives: thedvrfiles

Clarissa Explains Her Son’s Nursery

Posted on July 19, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Today brings you the latest entry into the “And Not a Single F— Was Given” Hall of Fame. Clarissa Melissa Joan Hart introduces the world to her son’s nursery. To be fair, it’s really nice as far as baby rooms … Continue reading →

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Candy of the Kid Haters

Posted on July 18, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Halloween’s a few months away, but I love candy so, you know, it’s on my mind now. All of the above candies would be super cool to get, even the sugar-free gum! If someone gave me frigging After Eight Thin … Continue reading →

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Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series: The Sophie’s Choice of Emmys

Posted on July 18, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Oh my God, today all of the Emmy nominations were announced. Since I love TV more than I love bread and water, I am SO EXCITED. And, let’s be honest, stressed. Because there are so many talented people nominated and … Continue reading →

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What the World Needs Now is Dan Cortese, Sweet Dan Cortese

Posted on July 17, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Do you ever look around the room and go, “Where did it go? WHERE DID IT GO???” And you’re not talking about all your money, or your dignity, or your clothes. You’re talking about Dan Cortese’s career. I loved him … Continue reading →

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Eye Will Save You!

Posted on July 17, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Oh my God guys. REALLY bad news. The whole entire world is FLOODING. Total f—ing bummer. The cars are all ruined. The helicopters and planes and even HOT AIR BALLOONS have been confiscated by the same rich dicks who didn’t … Continue reading →

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Let’s Go Free Willy!

Posted on July 16, 2013 by thedvrfiles

No, Free Willy is not my campaign to unleash the beast from Jon Hamm’s pants, though I can understand your confusion. Free Willy, of course, is a motion picture about a kid and a killer whale. At one point it jumps over … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday Corey Feldman!

Posted on July 16, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Want to feel old? Corey Feldman turns 42 today. While Feldman has become a bit of a joke the past decade or so, homeboy showed a ton of promise back in the day. He starred in a slew of great … Continue reading →

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No, R.I.P.D. is NOT about the Rhode Island Police Department

Posted on July 15, 2013 by thedvrfiles

The other day I was walking through the subway station to catch my train and saw THIS amazing poster. OH MY GOD. I screamed. Quick, someone feed me a stuffed quahog because otherwise I am going to pass out and … Continue reading →

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Burger Bundles, the Original Sliders

Posted on July 15, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Hey all! It’s lunch-time, depending where you live. Yum! What are you going to eat? Are you going to patronize one of those fancy gastropubs where you can order overpriced items like truffle mac and cheese, caviar flavored water (knowing … Continue reading →

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This Is Why I Want Kids

Posted on July 15, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Kids are really useful sometimes. You can take them with you to the Boston Children’s Museum so you don’t look creepy. You can pretend you have one and order a Happy Meal without anyone giving you the side eye. You … Continue reading →

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