The other day I was walking through the subway station to catch my train and saw THIS amazing poster.
Why, you ask? Ummmmm . . . because God has answered my prayers and He is FINALLY making a movie about the Rhode Island Police Department starring the DUDE no less.
And then I noticed the fine print.
Rest In PEACE Department??? What the flying f— is that??? How can you expect me to do anything in peace after you have teased me like this?
So you can guess where I WON’T be this Friday night.
F— it. Let’s just grab an Awful Awful at Newport Creamery.