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Which Barbie Fashion Should I Wear to My Sister’s Wedding?

Posted on December 5, 2013 by thedvrfiles

My sister Katie is getting married this summer, and I am the maid of honor. I have dreamed about this day my ENTIRE LIFE–it’s all about me! Who cares about the bride? She already snagged a man! To that wit, … Continue reading →

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Wave That American Flag, the Best Toy of All!

Posted on November 11, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Today is Veterans Day, one of my most favorite holidays in the WORLD. You may be shocked that I love Veterans Day so much considering you don’t get any presents. But, hello, there are Marines. I am extremely grateful to … Continue reading →

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True sTORI: Spelling and Garth Unite

Posted on October 10, 2013 by thedvrfiles

It’s been 13 years since Beverly Hills, 90210 ended and let’s be honest, my life hasn’t been the same since. Sure, the CW tried to resurrect it in 2008 under the banner 90210 but, ugh, I watched maybe three episodes before I gagged … Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Can’t Get Fat Anymore.

Posted on October 10, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Tom Hanks announced earlier this week that he suffered from Type 2 diabetes. Bummer! He then made a declaration that will fast track one’s nomination into the “And Not a Single F— was Given” Hall of Fame. He said that … Continue reading →

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Snood, The Original Candy Crush

Posted on October 8, 2013 by thedvrfiles

There are times when I am SO SAD Intervention is over. I will probably never meet Candy. Jeff will not tell me that he’s just met a bunch of people who love me crazy. I will never say, “My name is … Continue reading →

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This Will Make a Great Dateline

Posted on October 4, 2013 by thedvrfiles

There are times when I wake up in the morning and go to myself, Liz, you’re gorgeous! I do this because I wake up alone, in an apartment with no cats (thank GOD), no Lean Cuisines in the freezer, but … Continue reading →

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Oh Snap! Woody Allen’s Life is Turning Into a Lifetime Movie.

Posted on October 2, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Woody Allen, the father of the century, heck, father of ETERNITY, may actually have no biological children! There is nothing wrong with that, of course. Lots of people choose the adoption route and I commend them. However, it’s only funny … Continue reading →

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We Must Never Forget

Posted on September 11, 2013 by thedvrfiles

As we all know, 98% of the time I am filled with snark and sarcasm. I try never to be mean (except to the Kardashians and LeAnn Rimes. Hopefully God will forgive me.) and instead look for the humor in … Continue reading →

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Where It All Began

Posted on August 27, 2013 by thedvrfiles

Everyone is all Miley, Miley, Miley! But look what home girl came from. Can you blame her for shaving off her hair? She was probably afraid it would grow into a mullet. People seem to forget that you spawned from … Continue reading →

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I Would Love Perfect Strangers in My Life

Posted on August 23, 2013 by thedvrfiles

It’s Friday night and you know where I’d like to be? Back in 1989 watching Perfect Strangers. Don’t be ridiculous. It’s not going to happen. I don’t have a time machine. I’d have better luck going to Mypos. I guess family … Continue reading →

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