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Don’t you just love stars? When they get tired of life, they check into rehab for exhaustion and coping mechanisms. When they get bored with sleeping with Jennifer Aniston, they jump ship to Angelina Jolie. And when they have a … Continue reading →

Wow, just wow. I am speechless for the first time ever in my life. I hope you are sitting down as I deliver this news. LINDSAY LOHAN WAS ARRESTED. Do you need me to get you smelling salts? Basically, Lindsay was arrested … Continue reading →

Oh Sweet Jesus. I. Cannot. Breathe. Why, you ask. Did Kids Incorporated announce a reunion show? Did LeAnn Rimes abandon Twitter and join a convent for reformed fame whores? Did Ryan Reynolds divorce Blake Lively and marry a woman over … Continue reading →

Well, man, they’ve done it again! Who, you ask? Britney Spears? Well, YES she is continuing to ask like a hot medicated mess on The X Factor, but this time I’m talking about my best buds Paul W. Downs and … Continue reading →

Everyone is always all, Live without regrets! But to be honest there are a few things in my life that I wish I never did: See the movie Blame it on the Bellboy. Attend a ZZ Top concert with my dad … Continue reading →

And it’s NOT because he has red hair! I love a ginge as much as anyone, especially because I am one! But I am NOT a fan of people trashing hotels, ever. Not even if you’re Johnny Depp and it … Continue reading →

Okay, one thing that is absolutely shocking in life, besides Khloe Kardashian’s career, is that I have NEVER written about Lindsay Lohan and her island of misfit family in The DVR Files. I hold true to the theory that you … Continue reading →

Shalom and Happy New Year to all my friends who are members of the tribe! I just hope you didn’t have to spend a lot on tickets to High Holiday services like our boy Larry David!   GOD, I wish … Continue reading →

One of the things I love most about you, my loyal readers, is that y’all are pop culture whores, just like me! It is SUCH a relief that there are other people in the world who care about Ryan Reynolds’ … Continue reading →

Oh my God, I DON’T know what I am going to do! A.C. Slater is getting married, and it’s NOT to Jessie Spano. Nope, Mario Lopez is marrying longtime girlfriend Courtney Mazza, the mother of his super cute two-year-old daughter … Continue reading →