Wow, just wow. I am speechless for the first time ever in my life. I hope you are sitting down as I deliver this news. LINDSAY LOHAN WAS ARRESTED.
Do you need me to get you smelling salts?
Basically, Lindsay was arrested for hitting a guy with her Porshe in the “early morning” today. What is she, a farmer? I love how they say early morning like she was up doing something productive. Nope, home girl was going TO the Dream Downtown in New York City, which is a hotel with a popular nightclub.
Between her and Shaun White, this is NOT a good week for gingers!
Cannot WAIT for her next tweet: “Disney doesn’t have my back. I hate u Amanda Bynes.” Wouldn’t that be rich. A girl can dream!