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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 3 “Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series”

Let’s keep this truck rolling! Nominees for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series are: Steve Buscemi as Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire Bryan Cranston as Walter White in Breaking Bad Michael C. Hall as Dexter Morgan in Dexter Hugh Bonneville as Robert, Earl … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 2 “Lead Actress in a Drama Series”

One Emmy prediction down, 14 to go! Next up: Lead Actress in a Drama Series. The talented bitches nominated are: Glenn Close as Patty Hewes in Damages Michelle Dockery as Lady Mary Crawley in Downton Abbey Julianna Margulies as Alicia Florrick in The … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 1

Oh sh–. Two  months ago I pledge to you that I would make my Emmy predictions every day for the 18 major categories. I did 5. Oh sh–. So . . . the Emmys begin in two hours and I … Continue reading

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Grover is Not Only a Cute Blue Monster, He’s Also a GREAT Athlete!

Not to brag, but I am running two marathons this fall. First I’m running Chicago in two weeks, then New York a month after. Not to brag. Because I’m not Kenyan, I probably won’t win. Because I want to come in … Continue reading

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Okay, maybe icon is stretching it a bit, but Gennie James was THE child actress of the mid-1980s. Homegirl was in EVERY tv movie that mattered: The Hugga Bunch, The Christmas Gift (with JOHN DENVER…

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I Wonder When They Will Make the Porn Version of Liz & Dick!

I mean, not because I want to WATCH it, but because they won’t even have to rename it. Ah, the economy of words! Of course I am talking about the upcoming television event of the year which will mark Lindsay … Continue reading

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When the Fiona Apple Hits the Pipe She Thinks Like a Queen

Wow, guess who is a real life “Criminal?” It is just NOT a good week for celebrities! Lindsay Lohan hits someone, Blair Warner gets divorced, and now Fiona Apple has been arrested for possession of hash! What, is this 1972? … Continue reading

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Me and Louis C.K. have both performed at Gleason’s Gym

I totally don’t like to brag about my life outside of this groundbreaking blog. I am a really modest person, after all. Modest AND beautiful AND talented, but I usually keep those last two to myself because they are so … Continue reading

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Let’s Be Honest, It’s JO from The Facts of Life that We Thought Would be on Survivor

Last night every fan of the 1980s was sitting in front of their tv eagerly awaiting the return of legendary rich bitch Blair Warner. It had been almost 25 years since we saw last saw Blair purchase Eastland Academy and … Continue reading

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If Anyone’s an Expert on STDs, it’s Paris!

It takes one to know one, as they say. Paris Hilton has continued her assault on the American public by supplying us with her opinion on gay dudes and AIDs. She opines: Ewww! Eww. To get f—–? Gay guys are … Continue reading

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