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Oh. My. God. What are we going to DO about Sunday nights? I have a billion shows to watch and only about 3 hours to actually spend time watching them this entire week! And I’m talking about just one night! … Continue reading →

Oh my God! Have you heard of this really awesome up and coming actress Lindsay Lohan? She starred in ONE movie eight years ago called Mean Girls and she is SO fetch and pretty and I just want to get “Fully … Continue reading →

Remember back in the day when you were young and you were all, I will NEVER like beer or coffee or girls or boys or jazz music because I am a KID and I only like playing with My Little … Continue reading →

SERIOUSLY, Sofia. I like you.  But you’re making it hard. See, the other night you went to the Emmys where the show you star in, Modern Family, which I happen to ADORE, won a bunch of rewards. And right before it … Continue reading →

I don’t know about you, but I like my cookies to not be racist. So that’s why I was a HUGE fan of Giggles back in the ’80s. Giggles were so innovative for their time. You want a chocolate cookie? … Continue reading →

Sorry lovers of big fake boobs and orange tans! JWoww is off the market! Those Jersey Shore girls sure are growing up fast. First Snooki gave birth while I bought vegetables, and now Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s long term Oompa Loompa boyfriend Roger Mathews … Continue reading →

Another day, another post about my brother Andrew Kelley Simons, soon to be world famous musician, according to John Oates. At any rate, Andrew is talented and a decent looking dude. No, I am not in love my brother. Ewww. … Continue reading →

Salma Hayek used to be cool. She was beautiful and smart and a feminist who produced and starred in the movie Frida. She was on my A List of stars. And then she had to get married and get LAME. Salma … Continue reading →

All right, the world is filled with a lot of contradictions. The Happy Ending Sundae at Friendly’s is never happy because that means I have to leave Friendly’s. The Happy Meal at McDonald’s is not happy because I am too … Continue reading →

Dios mio! There are a lot of unfortunate things that happen in the world, like the careers of Kim Kardashian, LeAnn Rimes, and Kelly Osbourne. But I think one of the WORST things that could happen to you EVER is … Continue reading →