Time to Make The Donuts and Also Coffee, Because It is National Coffee Day!

Remember back in the day when you were young and you were all, I will NEVER like beer or coffee or girls or boys or jazz music because I am a KID and I only like playing with My Little Ponies and LEGOs and listening to Cyndi Lauper and Lionel Richie’s Dancing on the Ceiling?

Oh what a feeling.

However, you f—ing LIKED donuts, especially the chocolate glazed kind either in the regular or kruller shape (you were open-minded like that). So you were familiar with Dunkin’ Donuts as every good child from Massachusetts was.

Give me a wicked tasty donut NOW!

So I say with great honor Happy National Coffee Day! Let’s celebrate by watching a few of our favorite coffee commercials.

Instant coffee is the equivalent of Lunchables. No one loves you enough to make you a real cup of coffee or lunch.

Decaffeinated coffee is for dweebs.

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