Remember back in the day when you were young and you were all, I will NEVER like beer or coffee or girls or boys or jazz music because I am a KID and I only like playing with My Little Ponies and LEGOs and listening to Cyndi Lauper and Lionel Richie’s Dancing on the Ceiling?
However, you f—ing LIKED donuts, especially the chocolate glazed kind either in the regular or kruller shape (you were open-minded like that). So you were familiar with Dunkin’ Donuts as every good child from Massachusetts was.
Give me a wicked tasty donut NOW!
So I say with great honor Happy National Coffee Day! Let’s celebrate by watching a few of our favorite coffee commercials.
Instant coffee is the equivalent of Lunchables. No one loves you enough to make you a real cup of coffee or lunch.
Decaffeinated coffee is for dweebs.