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I Always Thought my Brain on Drugs Would be Scrambled Eggs, not a Perfect Sunny Side Up Egg!

As many of you know, I am a HUGE fan of PSAs from the 1980s. They were so dire and scary and serious that we would run to the woods and eat hallucinogenic  tree bark before we’d EVER try any … Continue reading

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I Hope Mandy Patinkin is Eating his “Holla” Bread Today on Yom Kippur!

All right my Jewish friends, I know it starts tonight but Happy Yom Kippur! Do you even say that? I mean, you have to atone and fast and repent. No marital relations even! How much fun can THAT be? Do … Continue reading

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I Blame George Michael for Tyra Banks

Do you ever imagine a world where being fierce means you’re a mean warrior and if you say smize your teachers send you to speech therapy class for not knowing how to pronounce a goddamn word? No? Well that just … Continue reading

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What Was Your Favorite R-Rated Movie to Watch While You Were Babysitting?

Babysitting in the early 1990s was AWESOME. Sure, I was a HUGE fan of The Baby-sitters Club and pretended to care all about the kids while I was at their house. But let’s be honest: it was all about the food … Continue reading

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Well Sh–, I’ve Got a LOT of TV to Watch

Hey kidz- Wow, the Emmys are over. Don’t know if you heard but I made like a million predictions last night and about half of them were right. But I don’t have time to review them at the moment because … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: The Rest of Them

All right the Emmys have begun and I’m live tweeting them to my one billion twitter followers so I need to stop writing. I know, sad face. So let’s wrap this up and we can talk later, okay? And don’t … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 7 “Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series”

No time to dilly dally, Emmys are about to begin! The noms are . . . Mark Margolis as Tio Salamanca in Breaking Bad Dylan Baker as Colin Sweeney in The Good Wife Michael J. Fox as Louis Canning in The Good Wife … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 6 “Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series”

Uh oh! I better hurry up! Only 45 minutes till the Emmys and I have 10 more posts to go! Eek! Since I don’t have speed I’ll just have to concentrate on my own. I don’t even have time to … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 5 “Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series”

Woo! I wonder if this is how people on cocaine feel? I am on a fast train to the Emmys. Choo choo! Here are your choices for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series Aaron Paul as Jesse Pinkman in Breaking … Continue reading

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My Emmy Predictions, Wicked Quick: Part 4 “Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series”

The noms are: Anna Gunn as Skyler White in Breaking Bad Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham in Downton Abbey Joanne Froggatt as Anna in Downton Abbey Archie Panjabi as Kalinda Sharma in The Good Wife Christine Baranski as Diane Lockhart in The … Continue reading

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