Category Archives: Trip Down Memory Lane

Be Nice to Freshmen!

Today’s the first day of school for many people and you know what that means. HAZING! I wonder if it is worse to be paddled by Ben Affleck . . . Or to pretend to fry like bacon?   You … Continue reading

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Would You Rather Press Your Luck OR Buy Lots of Groceries?

I try to be an optimistic person but sometimes I get sad. For example, I am upset that Bonkers are no longer manufactured. I wish that Justin and Kelly would have a baby together. I have never gotten over Pamela Anderson … Continue reading

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It’s a Fact of Life that Alan is the REAL Musician of the Thicke Family

These days everyone is all, oh that Robin Thicke! So talented! He sings catchy tunes, even if the videos are kind of possibly sexist! Either way, WHAT a musician! Um, is this SURPRISING to anyone? After all, his father is … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Eddie Furlong!

Today is a VERY special day. Terminator 2: Judgment Day star Edward Furlong turns 36! Besides Christian Slater, there was NO ONE I loved more than Eddie Furlong in the early ’90s. My uncle worked for Paramount Pictures at the time, … Continue reading

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Has Laura Palmer Returned?

23 years after she died, Laura Palmer has risen! Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating slightly. But home girl is definitely BACK in pop culture circles, because British band Bastille have written and performed a song called, wait for it, “Laura Palmer.” … Continue reading

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The Secret Is Out: The World LOVES Gennie James!

A year and a half ago I posed a simple question to you, my DVR Files devotees: “Whatever happened to 1980s icon Gennie James??? “, pictured above, and yes, there were three question marks because this was among the world’s greatest … Continue reading

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You Can’t Erase History, Wikipedia!

The other day I wanted a snack which was sweet and awesome. “Oh yeah!” I said to myself. “I’ll have a Twix!” And then I remembered days past, and how great Twix commercials were in the 1980s because they showed … Continue reading

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Who Wants To Marry a Cartoon Villain?

Hey all! I’m casting a new TV special called Who Wants to Marry A Cartoon Villain? It’s going to be awesome and evil, so if you’re interested in appearing please reach out to me ASAP. We’ve got a ton of devious … Continue reading

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The Muppet Babies Are Way Cuter Than the Royal Baby, and Probably Richer Too

I am SO excited that the Royal Baby is a boy, because he can marry my niece Charlotte, who is 5 weeks old today. Who doesn’t like an older woman? And while the RB is super cute, I know quite … Continue reading

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I Can’t Believe I Don’t Live in a Crystal Castle

Do you ever take deep breaths and reflect on your life and think, gee, it wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. I am not supposed to live in a tiny apartment with mismatched tiles and thin walls and dust … Continue reading

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