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Category Archives: Trip Down Memory Lane
Be Nice to Freshmen!
Today’s the first day of school for many people and you know what that means. HAZING! I wonder if it is worse to be paddled by Ben Affleck . . . Or to pretend to fry like bacon? You … Continue reading
Would You Rather Press Your Luck OR Buy Lots of Groceries?
I try to be an optimistic person but sometimes I get sad. For example, I am upset that Bonkers are no longer manufactured. I wish that Justin and Kelly would have a baby together. I have never gotten over Pamela Anderson … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Game Shows, Press Your Luck, Supermarket Sweep
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Happy Birthday Eddie Furlong!
Today is a VERY special day. Terminator 2: Judgment Day star Edward Furlong turns 36! Besides Christian Slater, there was NO ONE I loved more than Eddie Furlong in the early ’90s. My uncle worked for Paramount Pictures at the time, … Continue reading
Has Laura Palmer Returned?
23 years after she died, Laura Palmer has risen! Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating slightly. But home girl is definitely BACK in pop culture circles, because British band Bastille have written and performed a song called, wait for it, “Laura Palmer.” … Continue reading
The Secret Is Out: The World LOVES Gennie James!
A year and a half ago I posed a simple question to you, my DVR Files devotees: “Whatever happened to 1980s icon Gennie James??? “, pictured above, and yes, there were three question marks because this was among the world’s greatest … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Child Actors, Colin Firth, Gennie James, The Kardashians, The Secret Garden
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Who Wants To Marry a Cartoon Villain?
Hey all! I’m casting a new TV special called Who Wants to Marry A Cartoon Villain? It’s going to be awesome and evil, so if you’re interested in appearing please reach out to me ASAP. We’ve got a ton of devious … Continue reading
Posted in I Want Love, Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Dr. Claw, Gargamel, He-Man, Inspector Gadget, Jetsons, Lion King, Mr. Burns, Scar, Skeletor, Smurfs, The Simpsons
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The Muppet Babies Are Way Cuter Than the Royal Baby, and Probably Richer Too
I am SO excited that the Royal Baby is a boy, because he can marry my niece Charlotte, who is 5 weeks old today. Who doesn’t like an older woman? And while the RB is super cute, I know quite … Continue reading
I Can’t Believe I Don’t Live in a Crystal Castle
Do you ever take deep breaths and reflect on your life and think, gee, it wasn’t supposed to turn out like this. I am not supposed to live in a tiny apartment with mismatched tiles and thin walls and dust … Continue reading