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Paging Captain Obvious: People Mag Explains Why Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin Have Date Nights at Home

Posted on September 17, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Jesus H. Christ, sometimes I just CAN’T. See, I woke up this morning to start my day, as a person usually does. I logged onto Facebook because hello, I want to hear passive aggressive rants about people’s experiences on airlines … Continue reading →

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Justin Theroux is More Than Jennifer Aniston’s Piece

Posted on September 11, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Justin Theroux ain’t no one’s leftovers. The second coming of Jon Hamm is most known as that guy on that show on HBO that also bangs Jennifer Aniston in his free time. Of course, that show on HBO HAPPENS to be … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: The Rest of Them, Part 2

Posted on August 26, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Okay, I just called Louie winning for Comedy Writing. Clearly you need to read my predictions because I know what I am talking about. Let’s go! Outstanding Writing for a Miniseries, Movie or a Dramatic Special Who I Want to Win: “The Crocodile’s Dilemma” on Fargo … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: The Rest of Them, Part 1

Posted on August 26, 2014 by thedvrfiles

My dear readers, since the Emmys are beginning in about 5 minutes, and since I procrastinated, we’re cramming them all in this essay. Get ready! Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series Who I Want to Win: Fred Armisen as Various … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Less than 15 minutes away! Here’s my pic for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. The noms: Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy, Modern Family Allison Janney as Bonnie, Mom Kate Mulgrew as Galina “Red” Reznikov, Orange is the New Black Kate McKinnon … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

It’s time to analyze the funny men. The nominees for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series: Ricky Gervais as Derek, Derek Matt LeBlanc as Matt LeBlanc, Episodes Don Cheadle as Marty Kaan, House of Lies Louis C.K. as Louie, Louie William H. Macy … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Funny ladies RULE! I would know–I’m one of them after all. Hahahahaha I’m so vain. If you wrote a song I’d probably think it was about me. But I digress. Let’s talk about the funny ladiez nominated for Outstanding Lead … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: Outstanding Drama Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Since the Emmys are just about 12 hours away and I have a dozen or so predictions left to make, these posts will be short and quick, kind of the way I imagine sex on a Duggar’s wedding night would … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: Outstanding Directing for a Drama Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

Let’s be honest. I wish they’d combine Outstanding Directing with Outstanding Writing because, ugh, who has time to look up what the hell happened in each individual episode. Even wikipediaing takes too long! Ugh. But since they don’t, you get a very … Continue reading →

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Emmy Predictions 2014: Outstanding Writing For a Drama Series

Posted on August 25, 2014 by thedvrfiles

There are two sides of me today. On the one side, you have the Liz that can barely keep herself together knowing that a divorce between Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon is imminent. On the other side, you have the Liz … Continue reading →

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