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When Bad Things Happen to Bad People, You Giggle
Now, I don’t consider myself a mean-spirited person. I have what you call “empathy.” I cried during episodes of the recently departed Hoarders because I KNOW how hard it can be to throw away that sweater your dead grandpa wore 60 … Continue reading
Japan is the Sexiest Country in the World
Man, if you want to see awesome commercials starring all your favorite celebs, you better get a time machine and an airplane ticket and hop on over to Japan in the 1990s. Earlier today we discussed how Japan was the … Continue reading
Japan is the Luckiest Country in the World
Hit me baby one more time because I am SO jealous of the Japanese, circa 1999. The country that brought you the Walkman and sushi and the 1986 Michael Keaton movie Gung Ho also got to experience the all time … Continue reading
A Day in the Life of Liz Simons: September 26, 1993
Do you ever wonder what a day in the life of a genius is like? Me too, but Einstein is dead and I don’t possess his journals. HOWEVER, I have the next best thing. The diary from December 28, 1990 … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane
Tagged Elijah Wood, Ian McEwan, Macaulay Culkin, The Good Son
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Way More Fun Than a Bike
I live in New York City because I enjoy being broke. It’s one of those things. Another great aspect of living in New York is you don’t have to drive anywhere. You can take the subway to all five boroughs … Continue reading
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Life Goes On, But Not For Tommy Puett’s Career
Ladies, tighten your belts because you are going to want to take your pants OFF in one hot second. See? Aren’t you glad I warned you? Because honestly, who the HELL can resist the charms of ripped white jeans and … Continue reading
Aaron Paul REALLY Loves His Wife. So Did Tom Cruise.
If you’ve ever wondered what makes me happy, here is a list: Finding a pencil (or pen). Pizza with sausage. Two kinds of ice cream. Knowing a secret. Five different crayons. Being alone every now and then. Coming home again. … Continue reading
Is Halle Berry Giving Birth to a Camel?
I am a very shallow person, so as you can imagine I am SUPER excited about the baby boy Halle Berry is about to pop out because it is going to be GORGEOUS! Except . . . where the hell … Continue reading
Posted in Babies!
Tagged Breaking Bad, Fergie, Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, Skyler White
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What I Learned From the Emmys, Part 3
It’s been two whole days since the Emmys (well, about 40 hours but tomayto, tomahto) and I continue to be shocked. So let’s carry on. All “Hale” to the second-in-command’s lackey! Tony Hale picked up the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting … Continue reading
What We Learned From the Emmys, Part 2
Good news people. I’m back to share part two of my insight of the Emmys last night. Lucky you! So let’s talk about the big shocker of the evening . . . Modern Family won Outstanding Comedy Series AGAIN! Wow, … Continue reading
Posted in Emmys
Tagged Emmys, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Merritt Wever, Modern Family, Nurse Jackie, Speech, The Big Bang Theory, Veep
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