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Rule # 1 of Life: You Do NOT Spit on a Hanson
Jesus F—ing Christ. Where’s the love for the brothers Hanson? Yesterday a very angry man snuck onto the Hanson tour bus in Seattle and spit on youngest bro Zac. Honestly, I don’t get it. Hanson rock. They created a beer … Continue reading
Pamela Anderson is Running the New York City Marathon
This is the best news I’ve heard all year. Heck, all my LIFE. Pamela Anderson is running the NYC Marathon on November 3 to raise money for Haiti. I hope she wears this. Or this. Or heck even this. Either … Continue reading
Look How Nice Uncle Jack Looks!
Everyone has a favorite uncle that will buy them treats, take them out for ice cream, and buy them their first Playboy. Jesse on Breaking Bad, however, had a different kind of favorite uncle. Uncle Jack was a good old … Continue reading
Is Heidi Klum’s Daughter Trying to be 11-year-old me?
I’m onto you, Leni Samuel aka Heidi Klum’s daughter. Your mom may be a supermodel, but it’s clearly this girl who you want to be. Yup, that would be eleven-year-old me showing off my Halloween costume in 1990. What style! … Continue reading
Debt is So Much Fun!
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehehehhehe. What could make me laugh so much in this terrible time of tragedy (ie Breaking Bad is over)? Would you believe me if I told you that the my new favorite comedian is “Juicy” Joe Giudice, husband to Real Howive … Continue reading
Things to Do Now That Breaking Bad is Over
Yo! Last night was an epic night of TV. Not only was it the series finale of Breaking Bad, I also got to eat Funyuns. In addition, I channeled my inner meth addict. But now that Breaking Bad is over, what … Continue reading
Breaking Bad Drinking Games
Hey all-the series finale of Breaking Bad begins in just three hours for us East Coast folk–and no, I will not be posting spoilers on Facebook so you can breathe, Californians–and I am BEYOND stressed. One way to make the time … Continue reading
The Golden Girls of MTV
SO . . . do you remember the days when cable was what fancy people had and the only time you got to watch MTV was when you went over your Nana and Papa’s house in Cranston, RI and went … Continue reading
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Tagged Flashdance, Gloria, Irene Cara, Laura Branigan, Mickey, MTV, Toni Basil
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It’s Friday!
One of the great things about Friday is that you can watch Perfect Strangers, Full House, and Family Matters all in one night. Oh wait. It’s not 1990 anymore. Shoot! Another great aspect, then, is that let’s say you have one of those … Continue reading
Britney Spears Had the Voice of an Angel
I’ve decided I am going to rename my blog The Britney Files because the people have spoken and they loooooove Britney! As a result, I’ve dug DEEP in the vault and found some amazing Britney gems. We’re talking pre-crazy, pre-Japan, … Continue reading
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