I’m onto you, Leni Samuel aka Heidi Klum’s daughter. Your mom may be a supermodel, but it’s clearly this girl who you want to be.

Do not use this photo in my obit if I die prematurely.

Yup, that would be eleven-year-old me showing off my Halloween costume in 1990. What style!

Why do I make such outrageous claims, you ask? WELL, look at what Miss Leni is wearing in this pic.

TIGHTS WITH LACE TRIM!

Guess who wore those in 1990, at age 11???

Yup!

This girl again!

Except mine were beautiful white ones, sort of like this . . .

Nice legs!

. . . But in a chunkier, permed-hair, loud-mouthed body.

Leni-you clearly are making smart sartorial choices.