Breaking Bad Drinking Games

Hey all-the series finale of Breaking Bad begins in just three hours for us East Coast folk–and no, I will not be posting spoilers on Facebook so you can breathe, Californians–and I am BEYOND stressed.

Makes Dina Lohan look like a good parent!

Walter White, making  Dina Lohan look like a good parent since 2008.

One way to make the time easier, however, is by drinking! So I present to you the Breaking Bad Drinking Game!

Drink every time . . .

Walter says he’s doing it for his family.

Todd makes googly eyes at Lydia.

What a romantic, covering her eyes so she doesn't have to see all the people he and his Nazi uncle just killed!

What a romantic, covering her eyes so she doesn’t have to see all the people he and his Nazi uncle just killed!

We see purple furniture in Marie’s house.

Walter Junior/Flynn complains that no one tells him anything.

Holly cries.

Saul works at a Cinnabon in Omaha.

Jesse gets a black eye.

Skyler tells us to have an A-1 Day! (You NEVER know . . . home girl needs income since Walt can’t get her any of the $11 million!)

Then by the end of the show, so matter what awful thing happens, we’ll be so drunk that we won’t care!

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