One of the great things about Friday is that you can watch Perfect Strangers, Full House, and Family Matters all in one night.

Perfect strangers? More like perfect hair!

Oh wait. It’s not 1990 anymore. Shoot!

Another great aspect, then, is that let’s say you have one of those things called a job. You go to work Monday through Friday and then you get to go home and catch up on all your shows. HEAVEN!

Let’s say this week has been particularly tough. You tried to print out a 100 page super important document but the printer kept jamming! Didn’t you just want to explode???

Or, at the very least, smash the hell out of it?

Michael Bolton knows how that feels.

No not THAT Michael Bolton.

I’m referring, of course, to the Michael Bolton that does not suck, who is a character in the cult movie Office Space. Live vicariously through him.