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Monthly Archives: July 2013
Happy Birthday Corey Feldman!
Want to feel old? Corey Feldman turns 42 today. While Feldman has become a bit of a joke the past decade or so, homeboy showed a ton of promise back in the day. He starred in a slew of great … Continue reading
Posted in Trip Down Memory Lane, Uncategorized
Tagged Corey Feldman, Goonies, Gremlins, Stand By Me
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No, R.I.P.D. is NOT about the Rhode Island Police Department
The other day I was walking through the subway station to catch my train and saw THIS amazing poster. OH MY GOD. I screamed. Quick, someone feed me a stuffed quahog because otherwise I am going to pass out and … Continue reading
Posted in Movies I Won't See
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Burger Bundles, the Original Sliders
Hey all! It’s lunch-time, depending where you live. Yum! What are you going to eat? Are you going to patronize one of those fancy gastropubs where you can order overpriced items like truffle mac and cheese, caviar flavored water (knowing … Continue reading
This Is Why I Want Kids
Kids are really useful sometimes. You can take them with you to the Boston Children’s Museum so you don’t look creepy. You can pretend you have one and order a Happy Meal without anyone giving you the side eye. You … Continue reading
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Happy Bastille Day!
Happy Bastille Day, Frenchies! I want to thank your country SO MUCH for introducing so many great things to my life. Kissing, fries, crepes. NOT manicures though. Ugh. I will NEVER thank you for those. You also have SO MANY … Continue reading
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It’s Getting Hot in Herre So You Should Probably Wear a Thong
Ugh, WEATHER. It is SO annoying. Sometimes it snows. Sometimes it rains. And sometimes, of course, there is a Sharknado. But right now the weather is way more aggravating than usual. It is SO f—ing hot. And I’m too cheap … Continue reading
Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg are Hangin’ Tough
I guess Jenny McCarthy has the right stuff. Today the world learned that New Kid on the Block alum Donnie Wahlberg is banging–or will be soon, fingers crossed!–Singled Out graduate Jenny McCarthy. I can already feel the vibrations on this … Continue reading
Happy 7-Eleven!
Today is the greatest day in the world. What, did George Clooney pick me out to be his latest piece since he recently ended his two year contract with Stacy Keibler? Nope, that’s not it, though I am in the … Continue reading
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Tagged 7-Eleven, George Clooney, Justin Guarini, Kelly Clarkson, Slurpee, Stacy Keibler
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Kim Kelly Had a Baby Named Cricket!
McKinley High graduate Kim Kelly just had a baby girl! And like any good celebrity, home girl dubbed her new daughter with a crazy name! Cricket! Kim Kelly, of course, is not a real person. She’s a character from the cult … Continue reading
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Choose Your Own Adventure Through Fun OR Candy
Are you a wild and crazy kid? Do you like to zany things like go down slides and dress up in your grandmother’s clothes and eat all kinds of crazy concoctions? Who doesn’t, you reply. Yet, I have a question … Continue reading
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