Ugh, WEATHER. It is SO annoying.

Sometimes it snows.

SUCH a winter wonderland.

Sometimes it rains.

And NOT men. It rains water.

And sometimes, of course, there is a Sharknado.

F— Jaws, this shark is EVERYWHERE!

But right now the weather is way more aggravating than usual. It is SO f—ing hot. And I’m too cheap to keep my AC on because, um, the bills, so I am just going to whine about it instead.

I know someone who feels my pain. Nelly. It is indeed getting “Hot in Herre.” And everywhere really.

Maybe I can take a dip in the local pool. Should I wear a thong? What would Sisqo say?

At any rate, I encourage you to do your best and to send me money so I can turn my AC on full blast. Okay thanks.