Ugh, WEATHER. It is SO annoying.
Sometimes it snows.
Sometimes it rains.
And sometimes, of course, there is a Sharknado.
But right now the weather is way more aggravating than usual. It is SO f—ing hot. And I’m too cheap to keep my AC on because, um, the bills, so I am just going to whine about it instead.
I know someone who feels my pain. Nelly. It is indeed getting “Hot in Herre.” And everywhere really.
Maybe I can take a dip in the local pool. Should I wear a thong? What would Sisqo say?
At any rate, I encourage you to do your best and to send me money so I can turn my AC on full blast. Okay thanks.