Are you a wild and crazy kid? Do you like to zany things like go down slides and dress up in your grandmother’s clothes and eat all kinds of crazy concoctions?

Weeeee!

Who doesn’t, you reply. Yet, I have a question for you. Water gun to the head, what board game would you choose to play?

Candyland

Or

Chutes & Ladders?

It’s a debate for the ages. Does your appetite for thrills override your appetite for f—ing candy? I don’t know, man, I don’t know.